Wizard Sandwiches present
Dylan Cole - I'm Not Here
Dylan isn't here, there or anywhere. He is stuck in his own private fantasy world. Watch him pathetically try to make sense of a world that was never meant for one as ugly as him.
Ok so now I have copied that from the Festival Guide, I suppose you'll be wanting more eh?
Well tough titties!
There is nothing more. I'd love to give you a beautiful story about two Christian vampires or a boy wizard but I'm just not that smart. God I wish I was.
'He is going to eat the goat?'
'What's the matter kid never had lambchops?'
If you work out what that is from I will love you forever.
Come see my show!
1 - 11 April
European Bier Café
120 Exhibition St, Melbourne
** Licensed venue. No under 18s allowed.
Group (10 or more) $15
Laugh Pack $15
- Ticketmaster 1300 660 013
- At the door