Nothing I say here will prepare you for a Dr Brown show. Nothing. Nope. Just going to sit on my hands and not type anything else because it would just be a waste of time.
Okay - that kind of really makes it difficult to go about the rest of my day in a normal, socially sanctioned manner. You are curious though, right? Intrigued? That's normal, but that's pretty much where normal dives off the pier. You will be confused, you will laugh, you will gasp, and you will beg for mercy. You're here for his entertainment.