29 March - 22 April
Melb Town Hall - Lunch Room
Cnr Swanston & Collins Sts, Melbourne
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Tightarse Tuesday $15
Australia’s most sinister and perverted comedy minds, Jason Marion (Barry Award and Age Critics Award Winner) and Alison Bice (two time Moosehead Award Recipient) have joined forces to bring you the suspenseful and darkly funny tale of Connie Cruise, former child star.
It’s been ten years since Australia’s sweetheart has shone brightly in the spotlight. Now, Connie’s failing career relies heavily on the success of her new, tell-all autobiography. Who murdered Connie’s biological parents? Why did she put former co-star, Bruce McKenzie behind bars? How embarrassing is it to be the adopted daughter of a couch-bouncing Scientologist?
All will be revealed at tonight's book launch. However, with a sleazy, good-for-nothing agent, an obsessive fan and the creepiest bookstore owner in the world, things may not go as smoothly as Connie had hoped.
Oh, and Bruce McKenzie wants her dead.
Warning: This show contains adult themes and is not suggested for young audiences. Audiences may find the subject matter disturbing.