Doug Hello Ladies! (Tracey Cosgrove's Dodgy Cousin Returns)

Doug. He’s a writer. He’s a poet. He’s a guy at a party who might touch you on the side boob.

Last year Doug crashed parties, his beloved Cortina and his cousin Tracey Cosgrove’s Festival show.

Since then he’s hosted bingo, sold novelty aprons at car boot sales and completed an Adult Ed course in creative writing.

Now well-versed in the verse, his publications include romance novels, fairy tales and self-help manuals.

And ladies, if he’s pressed, in just the right place, he might give you something special (it won’t be a rash; the ointment took care of that).

He’s sweeter than a deep-fried Mars Bar and more dangerous than a three-day-old Wing Ding. Doug will write or fight his way into your hearts...and pants.

"The jokes tumble over one another...More Doug please!" Herald Sun