Cohen Johnston Life, Love and Misguided Aspirations

The world is a frightening place for a young, healthy, heterosexual, middle class white male. Burdened with financial/social responsibilities, the pressures of finding an acceptable career/lady-friend and a dangerous freedom of meal choice, it's easy to feel overwhelmed and forget how beautiful you are. Part cinematic, part musical, mostly humorous, this is my world (unintentional Justin Bieber reference).

LLAMA is an Australian premiere. I say 'Australian' because it hints that the show has been so successful elsewhere that I've already filled stadiums around the globe. In actuality, it's an International premiere. One might ask 'does that mean you've performed the show in outer-space?' No.

"The show to see when all the good shows are sold-out." Cohen's subjective opinion

"Oh, yes, we'd love to come along...Will we understand the humour?" Cohen's naive grandparents

"It's a trap!" Admiral Ackbar on his latest infomercial purchase