12 Shows 08 Apr - 20 Apr
The Bull and Bear Tavern
347 Flinders Lane, MelbourneGet directions
Licensed venue. Under 18s must be accompanied by a Parent or Legal Guardian.
Wheelchair accessible. Advise ticket staff of access requirements when buying tickets. Please arrive 15min early.
$10 - $15
Everything is a waste of time. Don't get out of bed, it's the only place where someone else isn't in control. Close your eyes. Dream a little. Be whatever the f*&k you want, because it certainly isn't the case when you open them.
What? You think a university student (still with hope in their eyes) is going to tell you how it is? A joke about Facebook and giving up a bus seat for a stranger isn't going to cut it. The truth is the Bus Of Success is never really coming, despite what the timetable dictates. Shit is not going to get better. We are the height of human evolution. We are clipping the apex before a quick and steep decent into nothingness. Return to zero with no spare change for another try.
You need to hear Blake Mitchell remind you of this. Fun for the whole family. Never reproduce.http://twitter.com/brakemitchell