Eliza Grounds Stop It! You're Killing Me!

On her birthday, Eliza received a present in the mail from the Federal Government: A Bowel Cancer Test Kit. Although she really wanted a new iPhone, she knew it was the thought that counts. And the Government thought that she was going to die.

Or was she?

With her ukulele and her flagrant disregard for maturity, Eliza is living without fear. This is her story, and a cheeky exposé of statistics, medical procedures and rude bits. Funny, inspiring, silly and engaging. With dancing and singalongs!

Whitney Houston. Phyllis Diller. Steve Jobs.....

We’ve all gotta go sometime. Eliza knows – she sees death every day working in a funeral home. So far she’s managed to survive by beating the odds (and by odds, we mean her children). Common sense and lunacy make this an inspirational show about living and laughing.

“Her stories have the audience, young and old, male and female, bent over laughing. ★★★★½" Herald Sun

“Her stories...have everyone in stitches...it's the way Grounds tells it — her pitch, her timing, her ability to express mundane facts creatively.” The Age