Enter the Yum Yum
Madness comes in many forms. Come witness all of them. Surface reality is a false idol. Respect is fear in a pretty dress. We are all beautiful in death. Smile for the obituary photo.
My spirit animal is Gary Busey asking Keanu Reeves to get him two meatball sandwiches in Point Break. If there’s one thing I’ve learnt in life, it’s that too much cake is no substitute for a father. A baby is only useful as a human shield if you gaffer tape it to your head. 'Don’t shoot, officer, there’s a baby taped to my head'.
There is much to be learned. I can teach you. Genitals brought you into this world, and they’ll take you out of it. I got kicked out of the country club for refusing to take off my tinfoil hat. Please Satan make me kawaii.
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