If you like your comedy a little different, you should come down and give me some money!
Exclamation marks at the end of every sentence make everything sound exciting!
My comedy is a byproduct of me trying to process the horrific aspects of reality with punchlines, interspersed with absurdist performance stupidity! There is also a reverb and distortion pedal hooked up to my vocals that I will use to make horrendous noise! I don't have an act, I have a breakdown with jokes!
I have been doing this for ten years now and was slated to be 'the next big thing' but instead I burned a lot of bridges to come up with something more original! If you like all that boring crap on TV, please stay away from this, in fact go bury your head in sand and go to hell! If you are the guy who laughs at all the wrong places during a horror film, then you will love me! Look bottom line is that I am a struggling artist who has to steal and sell drugs to get by and this will probably be my last show ever! I want to quit! I AM A GOOD EGG PLEASE JUST HELP ME! PLEASE WHAT GET AWAY FROM ME?! STOP IT!! WHATS THAT ON MY FACE???ARRRGGHHHHDFGAARGHHHGKEASHKEHKEAHIKA!!! x http://www.nicksun.com