A parody of workplace training courses. Safety Expert, Tim Lock (comedian Dylan Cole) takes you through an hilarious yet comprehensive Occupational Health & Safety seminar that will make you a fully qualified 'Safe-Person' in under an hour. You'll learn about evacutions and what to do in an emergency, how to identify hazards and administer first aid while putting your safety first and your danger last.
"Outstanding writing and well realised characters. Oh, and hilarious. Very witty, very clever, very smooth. Highly recommend!" TalkFringe
"Inspired Lunacy." Squirrel Comedy
"Cole is blessed with a transfixing stage presence and the ability to effortlessly keep the audience completely engaged no matter what he is doing...★★★★½” Adelaide Theatre http://www.wizardsandwiches.comhttp://www.facebook.com/safetynessness