I have to register this show four months before the actual Festival. As a result, I have no real idea what it's about because, in truth, it hasn't been written yet so it's unreasonable for me to tell you about it because whatever I tell you about the show now probably won't be the show I actually perform in four month's time.

So here are a few things the show may or may not contain: themes may or may not include death, materialism, spiritual emptiness, my feelings of being an outsider, travelling in India, gratuitous profanity, miscellaneous thematically pointless bits of stand-up that I have to do to fill up my hour, fx pedals, prayers, channelling demons, human sacrifice, induction into my cult, guided meditation, excerpts from my journal and some other s**t.

A dark, acerbic journey into the white light.