"Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy: the joy of being Salvador Dali." Salvador Dali.

Everyone remembers Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin as the first and second people to walk on the moon but no one ever remembers the third guy - Michael Collins. Maybe he should have, at least, popped his head out of the lunar lander and had a quick squiz?

We all have an inherent desire to be remembered for something worthwhile after we're gone - and Tommy Dassalo is no different. But if the dude who invented penicillin can't even leave behind any kind of legacy, what chance does a lazy, 20-year-old, university drop-out have?

A captivating romp through history's dustiest corridors from one of Melbourne's brightest newcomers.

"An ostensibly average bloke, with an above average aptitude for poking fun at the world. Serves up nothing but big laughs." The Age

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