One of the least celebrated men of the last century is coming to Australia!

Join infamous raconteur and expert marksman The Baron Ferdinand Van Prso (pictured in 1926) as he shares stories from his colourful life.

Learn of his outrageous childhood in the lost Kingdom of Lochtenburg and the tragic events that led to the entire kingdom being sold to the flat-packed meglomanics of Ikea!

Be appalled as he regales you with the story of how he was the first man to give Errol Flynn the clap!

Gasp as he reveals how, in the dying days of communism, he managed to sell a quarter-mile of the Berlin Wall to Nikita Khrushchev's mistress, Nancy!

All this and more as he takes you on a journey of his life, including his later, more respectable, years as a drug-riddled madman.

It’s a heart-warming evening for the whole family. Except the children. They're not welcome.