Pastor Michael returns to the land of his greatest Crusade™ with his wife, Becky Mae, to spread the seed in true missionary style.

Pastor Michael’s Crusade™ will be in Melbourne, Australia to preach:
Intel-ligent Design™.
Slimming for Jesus™.
$avings for the $aviour™

Atheists will quake in their hell-bound boots when Pastor Michael proves the existence of God using a banana, his wife’s hands and the universal gesture for 'OK' – as in 'OK! I’m Saved!™'.

Pastor Michael is the advisor to the federal government on its new ‘FaithChoices’ legislation and is leading the tax-payer-funded re-education campaign ‘It’s Not Global-Warming – It’s Godly-Warning!’.

Don’t go to Hell – see Pastor Michael instead!

“Clever satire… sharp wit… I just don’t know if some Christians will get the joke.” The Age

“Michael Sharkey give(s) an impeccable performance.” Buzzcuts

“World gone mad… Christian-baiting…” Andrew Bolt, Herald Sun

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