Hello there. I hope you're well. Let's get the promotional nonsense out of the way: my show is Andrew Gannon for A Night: I'm Lying To Your Mother and it is FREE. I'm glad that's over and done with. My name is Andrew Gannon, and I enjoy sipping green tea and eating coco pops. My favourite color is undecided as yet, although I do wear blue a lot. I would very much like you to see me seeing you at the show.

The show's non-existent fee is payable to nobody. This is so that any complaints may be addressed with the comment "well, you get what you paid for". Oh, and there is a money-back guarantee: you will enjoy yourself more than you would if you were sitting at home watching yourself sit at home. Please enjoy the show. On a more serious note, goodbye.

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