Ever wondered what it’d be like if you really did want to dump a roll of carpet off a bridge into a river? JUST carpet? And where will those crackpot pizza-makers put the cheese next? And how are whores the cornerstone of modern economics? And who keeps installing motion sensors on the damn blasted taps? Eh? EH?? WHO?

These questions and more, answered (possibly) in More Irrelevant Bullshit.

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“Some of the laughter was so intense, it sounded almost painful ... feels like he has the talent to walk onstage cold and make people laugh using anything that comes to hand.” Inpress

“An immensely likeable boyishness ... his endearing meander earned well-deserved laughs” Beat

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