Century Entertainment

Neal Portenza P.O.R.T.E.N.Z.A

Century Entertainment

Neal Portenza P.O.R.T.E.N.Z.A

Winner (People’s Champion) Amused Moose Comedy Award 2016 Edinburgh Fringe

Thanks for surfing the web to find this online e-guide intranet description of my show. 

It means a lot to me that you’re reading this and I appreciate it. There are 6,000 other shows and the fact you’ve landed on this one means our fates are intertwined. The odds of that happening, universally speaking, are absurdly slim, so I’m humbled. Our mutual ancestors had to fend off wild animals, dictatorial regimes, pestilence, disease, famine and extreme weather events for us to be here.

The show is basically interactive character comedy that’s extremely live and extremely unique. It’ll be a bit different from night to night, and if all the planets align, it’ll be really funny every night. Making people laugh is a special gift from the Kingdom of the Three Heavens created by the newborn baby Jesus, and I’m honoured to help do my bit to spread the Gospel of the blessed Sacrament of the Seven Kings into your heart.

You’ll love this show if you agree that Highpoint is better than Chadstone. Seriously, it’s so much better. Highpoint has a Samsung store and a David Jones and a Myer and a Rebel Sport and a JB Hi-Fi and a really good dumplings place.

Don’t even talk to me about Northland or Altona Gate or The Glen or Westfield Fountain Gate. They’re not even in the runnings. It’s Highpoint 4 lyf. Seriously, Chadstone can get f&^%$d. 

Toy’s ‘R Us: check
Aussie Disposals: check
Bardot: check
Cotton On: check
Forty Winks: check
Harris Scarfe: check (admittedly I thought they went bankrupt)
Ozmosis: check
Salera’s JewellMasters: check

I could go on, but to find out about the extensive list of retailers and outlets available at Highpoint Shopping Centre located at 120-200 Rosamond Rd, Maribyrnong, go to:

Thank-you so much for your time.

As a reward for the Western Bulldogs winning the 2016 AFL Premiership, Bulldogs Supporters will get a free cup of Diet Coke (or similar ALDI alternative) upon entrance to the show. BYO cup.

'One of the most exhilarating and insane nights of comedy I've experienced. ★★★★★' The Age


Before and after the show


    An absolute must for comedy fans and party-goers

    More Info
  • Drinking and Dining

    Snap up a deal with your Melbourne Comedy Festival ticket!

    More Info