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Emma Malik If You Can't Train It, Eat It

Frontier Comedy presents

Emma Malik If You Can't Train It, Eat It

Walking tigers and trying to prevent a dwarf horse from having an erection is all in a day's work for Emma Malik, a British-born animal trainer turned comedian. Emma, some of her animal friends and a champagne flute full of unbelievable stories sold out her 2017 Sydney Comedy Festival season and an encore show that was added to meet demand.  Don’t miss her Melbourne International Comedy Festival debut!

Emma has been training animals professionally for over a decade. That is until a drunken dare lead her to try stand-up comedy, a 'one off' gig which turned into a career. Since then Emma has been busy travelling the world delivering her unique stand-up.

Emma made her onscreen debut on Thailand’s Got Talent – a true story which we’re not going to spoil for you here. She went on to play the female lead for a well-known condom brand and has appeared on Nickelodeon and The Darren Sanders Show –and even managed to land the role of the 'before' for a diet shake commercial. Her solo show If You Can't Train It, Eat It introduced Sydney audiences to her quick wit, audience interactions, high energy… and of course her many-legged co-stars.

‘English rose’ Emma will open her charming, yet oh so dirty mouth and tell you things that David Attenborough never would. No animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious show.

'She'll charm, twist and surprise laugh you... roar-ing fun(ny).' Chuck Moore Reviews

 

Please note that a dog and stick insect are performing as part of this show

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