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FULL 2019 PROGRAM AVAILABLE FROM 12 FEB 2019

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A Token Event

Sam Simmons 26 Things You’ve Been Doing Wrong with San Simmons

A Token Event

Sam Simmons 26 Things You’ve Been Doing Wrong with San Simmons

Hey there you!

Are you sick of getting sand in your bathers at the beach? Got linty jeans? Don't know how to eat a chicken wing in public? Bendy elbows getting you down? Does your face look all shit in the mirror? Or are you just really sick of spoons? Sam Simmons has all the answers for you.

Like did you know that if you give a warm boiled egg to the bus driver, whilst you simultaneously pop a radish up your arse...then you ride for the bus for free.

26 life hacks to make your life infinitely better, and maybe if you're lucky, inevitably question your own self-worth.

'A fantastic offering from one of Australia's weirdest comic talents. ★★★★★' Advertiser

'Simmons at his sharpest. ★★★★½' Herald Sun

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