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FULL 2019 PROGRAM AVAILABLE FROM 12 FEB 2019

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Cindy Salmon I Want You

Cindy Salmon I Want You

I Want You is an uproarious late-night variety show featuring very special guests and musical accompaniment from the amazing Alice Tovey and Ned Dixon.

In an attempt to find a suitable life partner, Cindy Salmon will bring a new guest on stage every night and go on a first date with them. While her campaign manager tries to keep the mood sexy, Cindy can’t help but keep it strictly business.

I Want You is a silly, ridiculous, uplifting affair filled with jokes, sexual tension, love songs, and Cindy Salmon being angry about inequality.

Now if you’ll excuse us, Cindy Salmon’s gonna slip into something a little more corporate.

As seen on The Comedy Channel.
2018 Moosehead Award Recipient.

GUEST LINEUP 

Who’s on Cindy’s dating schedule? These delicious treats!

Thursday 28/03: Lauren Bok, Friday 29/03: Charity Werk, Saturday 30/03: Geraldine Hickey

Thursday 04/04: Stuart Daulman, Friday 05/04: Kelly Fastuca, Saturday 06/04: Luke McGregor

Thursday 11/04: Margot Tanjutco, Friday 12/04: Sami Shah, Saturday 13/04: Aaron Gocs

Thursday 18/04: DeAnne Smith, Friday 19/04: Bella Green, Sat 20/04: Nina Oyama

To stay up to date with guest announcements, follow this Facebook event!

(Guest lineup is potentially subject to change but hopefully it won’t)

'A hilarious creation from the fearless Hayley Tantau… ingenious.' Beat Magazine

'Cindy makes everyone feel like they are her favourite people and are ready to overcome anything... hilariously amazing. ★★★★' Time Out Melbourne

'Salmon is a fantastic character. She manages to embrace and subvert many of the contradictions in contemporary feminism.'  The Age

'This is one of the best examples of a high status character comedy done to perfection, it is a highlight of Melbourne Fringe.' Squirrel Comedy

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