As my personal hero and décolletage mentor Deborah Hutton used to say, Hi I’m Mel Buttle and it’s my pleasure to welcome you aboard.
If there’s anything I can do to make you more comfortable today keep it to yourself, I’ve got enough on my plate: a break-up, a huge year of international touring and working out how to co-parent a rescue dog with my ex-missus.
As a platinum frequent flyer, I can assure you there’s nothing more glamourous than air travel. Except being at home with your loving partner on the couch with nice Barossa shiraz and a few episodes of The Barefoot Contessa.
Even if you laugh often please note that every show is different.
Sit back and relax.
'The right mix of sarcastic self-deprecation and genuine vulnerability. ★★★★½' Herald Sun
'Gifted of rare talent.' The Age
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