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The Chaser Quarterly & The Shovel present

Charles Firth & James Schloeffel The Anti-Experts Guide to Everything

The Anti-Experts Guide to Everything
The Chaser Quarterly & The Shovel present

Charles Firth & James Schloeffel The Anti-Experts Guide to Everything

Dr Charles Firth (The Chaser) and Prof James Schloeffel (The Shovel) are packing up their healing crystals to go on a tour from one side of this flat earth to the other, presenting a 50 minute comedy lecture that reveals the secrets doctors, scientists and other experts don’t want you to know.

* Did you know that climate change graphs look very different indeed if you turn them upside down?

* Have you ever noticed the alarming number of celebrities who have been vaccinated and then later died?

* Did you know that over 99% of people who die in car crashes have eaten sultanas at some point in their life? And yet the government refuses to ban sultanas!

Fresh from a national tour playing to sell-out crowds across the country, this show will alarm even the most level-headed conspiracy theorist. Charles and James take on topics that others fear to address for fear of looking like a total idiot.

'Five stars – the best show I've ever been in.'
Charles Firth

'An onslaught of razor-sharp insights and sardonic satire' The Barefoot Review

Suitable for audiences 10+

This show contains: Haze, Political, religious or racial themes, Drug references.


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