Michael is a Scottish accountant living in Melbourne and he is Turning 40. He used to have thick, lustrous ginger hair and party all the time. Now he's going bald and just bought a garment steamer. In his debut solo show Michael explores getting older, everyday life and what, exactly, is under his kilt!
Just in case you were wondering - I did these things:
2015 Raw Comedy Prelim Finalist
2018 P&O Gong Show Runner Up
2019 P&O Gong Show Winner
It's mostly the accent, but impressive nonetheless.
Are you still reading? Sweet! Well, erm, hi, how are you? I love making people laugh and I would do anything for love*
I grew up in a small town in Scotland and in 2006 they tried to outlaw dancing. That’s when I came to Australia to find myself but all I found was an extra chin and sun burn. I now drink beer from a shoe and go to the supermarket in my pyjamas – Straya mate!
As mentioned above, I am an accountant, and it's killing me! Please come to my show otherwise all I have is casual Friday and my new calculator.
I was going to fill this space with some accounting puns but realised that would be gross. I want to give you more credit than that. My show is funny, though there is a margin for error. Rest assured it is full of self-depreciation and just the right balance of wit and intellect.
Are you still here? It’s over - go home!!! But book tickets first please.
* but I won't do that!
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