Nicholas Steain
Spread Em: The Untold Story of Vegemite
Alright, let’s address the obvious – this is a comedy show about Vegemite. You’re probably thinking, “Do we really need a deep dive into the history of a yeast-based spread?” And to that, we say, absolutely. Because, love it or hate it, Vegemite is more than just a divisive breakfast choice – it’s an Australian icon. And what’s more iconic than taking something so everyday, so deeply embedded in our culture, and turning it into a ridiculously funny night out?
Spread Em: The Untold Story of Vegemite peels back the lid on Australia’s most famous black gold. But this isn’t some dry history lesson, and there’s no boring corporate PowerPoint here (we promise). Instead, this is a wry, slightly unhinged and wildly entertaining celebration of the spread that’s been sparking breakfast debates since 1923.
From its accidental invention to its rise as a pantry staple, Spread Em explores the weird, wonderful and sometimes outright absurd journey of Vegemite. We tackle the tough questions: How did a spread made of leftover yeast become a national treasure? Why does it taste so good on toast yet terrifies tourists? And what’s the deal with the jar that never seems to run out?
Expect a night filled with laughs, some questionable historical accuracy, and plenty of “I can’t believe they went there” moments. Whether you’ve got Vegemite in your veins or you’re someone who scrapes it off your toast when no one’s looking, this show promises to make you see Australia’s most beloved (and begrudged) condiment in a whole new light.
So, if you’re up for a laugh, a little nostalgia and maybe even a few unexpected insights into our collective obsession with this salty, yeasty legend, come along. Because whether you think Vegemite is genius or you quietly prefer Marmite (we won’t tell), Spread Em is ready to win your heart – or at least your laughter.
Let’s be real: you weren’t expecting this show, but you’ll be glad you found it. Toast optional.
Produced and written by Nick Steain
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – strong coarse language
Strong sexual references
Alright, let’s address the obvious – this is a comedy show about Vegemite. You’re probably thinking, “Do we really need a deep dive into the history of a yeast-based spread?” And to that, we say, absolutely. Because, love it or hate it, Vegemite is more than just a divisive breakfast choice – it’s an Australian icon. And what’s more iconic than taking something so everyday, so deeply embedded in our culture, and turning it into a ridiculously funny night out?
Spread Em: The Untold Story of Vegemite peels back the lid on Australia’s most famous black gold. But this isn’t some dry history lesson, and there’s no boring corporate PowerPoint here (we promise). Instead, this is a wry, slightly unhinged and wildly entertaining celebration of the spread that’s been sparking breakfast debates since 1923.
From its accidental invention to its rise as a pantry staple, Spread Em explores the weird, wonderful and sometimes outright absurd journey of Vegemite. We tackle the tough questions: How did a spread made of leftover yeast become a national treasure? Why does it taste so good on toast yet terrifies tourists? And what’s the deal with the jar that never seems to run out?
Expect a night filled with laughs, some questionable historical accuracy, and plenty of “I can’t believe they went there” moments. Whether you’ve got Vegemite in your veins or you’re someone who scrapes it off your toast when no one’s looking, this show promises to make you see Australia’s most beloved (and begrudged) condiment in a whole new light.
So, if you’re up for a laugh, a little nostalgia and maybe even a few unexpected insights into our collective obsession with this salty, yeasty legend, come along. Because whether you think Vegemite is genius or you quietly prefer Marmite (we won’t tell), Spread Em is ready to win your heart – or at least your laughter.
Let’s be real: you weren’t expecting this show, but you’ll be glad you found it. Toast optional.
Produced and written by Nick Steain
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – strong coarse language
Strong sexual references