Heather Valentine
Train Cake
It's time to preheat the oven.
Legendary children's birthday cake maker Lucky retired from her savage career to live a peaceful life and fulfil her obligations to sourdough starter, Steve. When a sadistic villain from her past returns to steal the only thing that matters, Lucky has no choice but to unleash her remorseless baking machine within and seek vengeance.
In the great tradition of thrillers such as John Wick and every Liam Neeson film since Love, Actually, and set in the sexy world of the 1980's Australian Women's Weekly Children's Birthday Cake Cookbook comes an hilarious new comedy that asks if revenge is best served as a swimming pool, a duck or a train.
Brought to you by Heather Valentine and Carl Whiteside, the team behind smash hits Dream House (2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival) and Mastress of Ceremonies (2022 Melbourne International Comedy Festival).
'This shows what a star Heather Valentine is... Dream House was absolutely amazing – well written, brilliantly performed.' Subculture
'In Heather Valentine’s hit comedy show Mastress of Ceremonies, the good, the bad, the ugly, and the oh so very funny collide, making for a hilarious and laugh-out-loud time.' ★★★★½ Milk Bar Mag
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – occasional coarse language
It's time to preheat the oven.
Legendary children's birthday cake maker Lucky retired from her savage career to live a peaceful life and fulfil her obligations to sourdough starter, Steve. When a sadistic villain from her past returns to steal the only thing that matters, Lucky has no choice but to unleash her remorseless baking machine within and seek vengeance.
In the great tradition of thrillers such as John Wick and every Liam Neeson film since Love, Actually, and set in the sexy world of the 1980's Australian Women's Weekly Children's Birthday Cake Cookbook comes an hilarious new comedy that asks if revenge is best served as a swimming pool, a duck or a train.
Brought to you by Heather Valentine and Carl Whiteside, the team behind smash hits Dream House (2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival) and Mastress of Ceremonies (2022 Melbourne International Comedy Festival).
'This shows what a star Heather Valentine is... Dream House was absolutely amazing – well written, brilliantly performed.' Subculture
'In Heather Valentine’s hit comedy show Mastress of Ceremonies, the good, the bad, the ugly, and the oh so very funny collide, making for a hilarious and laugh-out-loud time.' ★★★★½ Milk Bar Mag
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – occasional coarse language