Ruby Teys
Ciao Latte
When sharp-tongued Sydney-sider Ruby Teys escapes to a small town in Sardinia for some sun and a strong espresso, a flirtatious cappuccino with a brooding local barista turns into the date from hell!
With no exit in sight and everything spiralling out of control, she blurts out a lie so outrageous that it stops him cold... and pulls her in deeper.
Instead of sipping limoncello and ghosting gracefully, Ruby is suddenly stuck playing the role of a lifetime in a sleepy Sardinian village where everyone’s a suspect, secrets don't stay buried and Stefano's cousin just happens to be connecting all the dots.
Tangled in a web of pasta, passion and preposterous pretending, will Ruby fake it 'til she makes it out... alive?
'Teys delivers a character performance that simply must be inducted into the Australian consciousness.' ★★★★★ Time Out
'A force in Aussie comedy.' ★★★★ The Age
Suitable for audiences 15+
Strong sexual references
Drug references
Language – strong coarse language
When sharp-tongued Sydney-sider Ruby Teys escapes to a small town in Sardinia for some sun and a strong espresso, a flirtatious cappuccino with a brooding local barista turns into the date from hell!
With no exit in sight and everything spiralling out of control, she blurts out a lie so outrageous that it stops him cold... and pulls her in deeper.
Instead of sipping limoncello and ghosting gracefully, Ruby is suddenly stuck playing the role of a lifetime in a sleepy Sardinian village where everyone’s a suspect, secrets don't stay buried and Stefano's cousin just happens to be connecting all the dots.
Tangled in a web of pasta, passion and preposterous pretending, will Ruby fake it 'til she makes it out... alive?
'Teys delivers a character performance that simply must be inducted into the Australian consciousness.' ★★★★★ Time Out
'A force in Aussie comedy.' ★★★★ The Age
Suitable for audiences 15+
Strong sexual references
Drug references
Language – strong coarse language
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