Charlie Valentine

Charlie Valentine saw a fence when he was a kid and then made a joke about it and then his sisters laughed and then he got obsessed with that feeling and now he's doing his third solo comedy show at Melbourne International Comedy Festival and apparently you and everyone you've ever made eye contact with are going to come watch him do the show and then you're going to post about it on Instagram and say that it was hilarious and that he looked really handsome whilst performing.

I love all of you more than you'll ever know and it gives me great pride to know that you'd all die for me. 

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'One of the funniest comedians in Melbourne at the moment.' Blake Pavey

'I wouldn't wish having to perform after Charlie Valentine on my worst enemy'. Ben Hunter