Alanah Parkin & Isaac Haigh

Winner Best Newcomer 2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival  
Winner Best Comedy 2022 Melbourne Fringe 
Moosehead Award Recipient 2025 Melbourne International Comedy Festival
Nominee Best Comedy 2025 Melbourne Fringe 
Nominee Best Music 2023 Melbourne Fringe 
Nominee Outstanding Production 2024 Green Room Awards 
Nominee Outstanding Production Design 2024 Green Room Awards
Nominee Outstanding Writing 2024 Green Room Awards 

Directed by Bob Downe

It’s 1979, and Australia’s most adored (and most co-dependent) showbiz couple are back to dazzle their devoted fans with a deliciously daggy hour of all-original ditties and brand spankin’ new skits-'n-bits.

Join Heartthrob Haigh and Little Larni as they air their dirty laundry, resurrect beloved characters from their illustrious television careers, and shake their groove things 'til the cows come home. 

Will Love Keep Them Together? Or will they Go Their Own Way? Either way, (They Long to Be) Close to You. 

'Note-perfect parody.' Chortle (UK)

'Wonderful, a hit, very smart, very funny.' Stage Whispers 

'Hilariously lame... a groovy time was had by all.' Squirrel Comedy

'It’s impossible not to walk out humming along to these fantastic tunes.' My Melbourne Arts 

'A newly found gift to the Australian comedy scene.' Canberra Critics Guide

'Parkin is a highly versatile and powerful performer.' The Dialog 

'Haigh is an outstanding "straight" guy.' Glam Adelaide

★★★★★ Hugging Comedians

★★★★★ Theatre Thoughts

★★★★½ It's On The House

★★★★ The Age