Ally Morgan
If You're Hearing This
Winner Best Cabaret Award 2022 Sydney Fringe
Nominee Best Online Series 2025 AACTA Awards (for musical comedy series GIRL CRUSH)
Nominee Best Writing of a Cabaret 2023 Green Room Awards
A one-woman musical comedy about the end of the world – and the beginning of something else.
We’ve all fantasised about fleeing the great big typo that is modern society. In If You’re Hearing This, Ally Morgan actually follows through. After society’s collapse, Ally drifts through space in a DIY vessel, captaining her own makeshift ship and broadcasting a lonely radio show into the cosmic abyss in search of other “Earth survivors.” Until suddenly – an alien responds.
Featuring original satirical songs and a healthy dose of musical absurdity, If You’re Hearing This blends sharp anecdotal humour, observational comedy and political silliness with the unhinged optimism required to keep going when everything feels like it’s falling apart.
From award-winning musical comedian Ally Morgan (Not Today, Hard Launch, Girl Crush) and director Miranda Middleton, this surreal cabaret invites you to strap in, tune in and gently lower your expectations of humanity.
Ally will be there. Hopefully you will too. The alien is trying its best.
'Newcomer could be a younger Tim Minchin.' ★★★★ Sydney Morning Herald
'Part Bo Burnham... part Hannah Gadsby... Morgan holds her audience in the palm of her hand.' ★★★★½ Theatre People
'Brilliant. Poignant. Witty. And without getting in your face, relevant.' ★★★★★ Sydney Scoop
'We can expect Morgan to make some big waves in the near future.' Australian Arts Review
'I left the venue almost speechless, almost unable to express the wonderful show I had just seen.' Lilithia Reviews
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – occasional coarse language
Low Visual
Winner Best Cabaret Award 2022 Sydney Fringe
Nominee Best Online Series 2025 AACTA Awards (for musical comedy series GIRL CRUSH)
Nominee Best Writing of a Cabaret 2023 Green Room Awards
A one-woman musical comedy about the end of the world – and the beginning of something else.
We’ve all fantasised about fleeing the great big typo that is modern society. In If You’re Hearing This, Ally Morgan actually follows through. After society’s collapse, Ally drifts through space in a DIY vessel, captaining her own makeshift ship and broadcasting a lonely radio show into the cosmic abyss in search of other “Earth survivors.” Until suddenly – an alien responds.
Featuring original satirical songs and a healthy dose of musical absurdity, If You’re Hearing This blends sharp anecdotal humour, observational comedy and political silliness with the unhinged optimism required to keep going when everything feels like it’s falling apart.
From award-winning musical comedian Ally Morgan (Not Today, Hard Launch, Girl Crush) and director Miranda Middleton, this surreal cabaret invites you to strap in, tune in and gently lower your expectations of humanity.
Ally will be there. Hopefully you will too. The alien is trying its best.
'Newcomer could be a younger Tim Minchin.' ★★★★ Sydney Morning Herald
'Part Bo Burnham... part Hannah Gadsby... Morgan holds her audience in the palm of her hand.' ★★★★½ Theatre People
'Brilliant. Poignant. Witty. And without getting in your face, relevant.' ★★★★★ Sydney Scoop
'We can expect Morgan to make some big waves in the near future.' Australian Arts Review
'I left the venue almost speechless, almost unable to express the wonderful show I had just seen.' Lilithia Reviews
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – occasional coarse language
Low Visual
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