Morgan Palmer
My Precious! The Cabaret
Winner San Diego International Fringe Tour Ready Award 2025 Sydney Fringe
Nominee Best in Cabaret & Musical Theatre 2025 Sydney Fringe
Direct from the Steamy Summits of Median-earth comes your favourite gangly creature! G'lem (and alter-ego Smiggle) have faced it all – isolation, mutilation, substance abuse of some undisclosed evil and even a fiery death. But now they're back from the flames and free to live the life they’ve always wanted for themselves – becoming a star, precious! However, the quest for fame is fraught with perils, dangers and local politicians (oh my), and in the absence of one obsession comes a new. Written by and starring Morgan Palmer, join us for an unforgettable night of song and laughter as we search for the tiny treasure within.
'Wasted $10 on a wine, I was unable to drink it because I was CACKLING the whole time.' Audience Member
'Gloriously unhinged, brilliant niche fever dream... It is a riot!' ★★★★★ Stage Door Reviews
Strictly for audiences 18+
Audience participation
Language – occasional coarse language
Nudity
Low Visual
Winner San Diego International Fringe Tour Ready Award 2025 Sydney Fringe
Nominee Best in Cabaret & Musical Theatre 2025 Sydney Fringe
Direct from the Steamy Summits of Median-earth comes your favourite gangly creature! G'lem (and alter-ego Smiggle) have faced it all – isolation, mutilation, substance abuse of some undisclosed evil and even a fiery death. But now they're back from the flames and free to live the life they’ve always wanted for themselves – becoming a star, precious! However, the quest for fame is fraught with perils, dangers and local politicians (oh my), and in the absence of one obsession comes a new. Written by and starring Morgan Palmer, join us for an unforgettable night of song and laughter as we search for the tiny treasure within.
'Wasted $10 on a wine, I was unable to drink it because I was CACKLING the whole time.' Audience Member
'Gloriously unhinged, brilliant niche fever dream... It is a riot!' ★★★★★ Stage Door Reviews
Strictly for audiences 18+
Audience participation
Language – occasional coarse language
Nudity
Low Visual
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