Sam Garlepp

The café I’m sitting in wouldn’t let me pay before I ordered, so now I’m waiting for the same worker to come take the same order and put it into the same machine. I’m starting to fossilise. The staff have forgotten I exist, time has stopped and I think I’m now technically a display item.

But you haven’t forgotten me, have you Australia? You’ve seen me on The Cheap Seats, working on The Hundred with Andy Lee and Adelaide Advertiser (not a family member) said I’ve got “natural charisma, good hair, mad rap skills… the whole package.” (If not a little under-caffeinated.)

I’ve been here so long I’ve used my captivity to write a brand new hour of stand-up and songs. I’m starting to think they’ll never-

Oh, hi! I’ll have a large audience, extra-hot and locally-sauced. Oh, you just need the table? That’s fine. I’ll go.

Come see me alive, ¾ strength and On Ice.

'Hilarious.' Radio Today

'One of the best.' Beat Magazine

'High energy, witty, a little dark, and very talented.' The Funny Tonne

★★★★ Glam Adelaide 

★★★★ Rip It Up