Tej
The Cow, The Cat, And the Rat
RAW Comedy Finalist 2024 Melbourne International Comedy Festival
Australian Poetry Slam Finalist 2024
Tej is changing his diet. He also bought a cow onesie off of Temu.
He's pretty sure he's fine but if you'd like, he'd love to tell you more in person.
'I've never heard of him, but he's the best going around.' Dave Chappelle
'Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.' Robin Williams
Strictly for audiences 18+
Language – occasional coarse language
Low Aural
Low Visual
RAW Comedy Finalist 2024 Melbourne International Comedy Festival
Australian Poetry Slam Finalist 2024
Tej is changing his diet. He also bought a cow onesie off of Temu.
He's pretty sure he's fine but if you'd like, he'd love to tell you more in person.
'I've never heard of him, but he's the best going around.' Dave Chappelle
'Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.' Robin Williams
Strictly for audiences 18+
Language – occasional coarse language
Low Aural
Low Visual
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