Emma Holland
The Dog Dies at The Start
I told my manager I wanted to write a show about dead dogs, and she said “oh god” but that’s not really my problem, it’s her job to market it. This show isn’t sad. You will leave feeling good, I promise. Thinking about asking my vet for a refund on the euthanasia just to see what happens.
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – occasional coarse language
I told my manager I wanted to write a show about dead dogs, and she said “oh god” but that’s not really my problem, it’s her job to market it. This show isn’t sad. You will leave feeling good, I promise. Thinking about asking my vet for a refund on the euthanasia just to see what happens.
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – occasional coarse language
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