Gemma Frances

Beloved Melbourne, 

I’ve heard about you.
You’re so tired aren’t you?
It must be exhausting thinking for yourself!

I get it chookies.

I was in a cult for ten years.
And because I have strong Aquarius and Capricorn placements… I just knew I could do a much better job.

So here we are.

I’m coming to Melbourne to gather you all in one room so we can sit together, tell the truth and laugh at the absolute nonsense of being alive.

Rest now my child. You’ve found me.

I am the Unhinged Oracle.
Holder of answers. Distributor of clarity.
A warm but firm spiritual authority with a good lipstick and absolutely no accreditation.

'I have never been so seen before. 5 stars!' Crowdpleasers, Melbourne Fringe.

'Funny, raw and unexpectedly profound.' Crowdpleasers, Melbourne Fringe

'Hilarious, raw, and completely original. Perth’s queer mystic brings revelation to the stage.' FringeFeed

'A divine mix of therapy, prophecy, and roast comedy. Not one soul left unscathed.' FringeFeed 

Each night, you will place your secrets, dilemmas and cursed romantic entanglements into my holy box.

I will read them aloud and offer guidance delivered with compassion, conviction and the confidence of someone who has simply decided she is correct.

And because I care deeply for your spiritual development, I have prepared seven nights of pure enlightenment. Each sermon… I mean... show is the same, because you bring the confessions and I simply interpret it to ensure you are hooked on my every word.
 

Night 1: Circle of Complaints

Night 2: Multi-Denominational Confessions

Night 3: Catholics vs Witches: The Great Debate

Night 4: Gay the Pray Away

Night 5: The Oracle Has all the Answers

Night 6: Q&A with a Cult Leader

Night 7: A Disorganised Religion 
 

Come gather at my feet, Melbourne.
Place your confusion before me. I’ll snap you out of it with a firm opinion.

With love and unwavering confidence,
The Unhinged Oracle
 

'Gemma is a masterclass in reading the room with comedy timing that is spot on.' Crowdpleasers, Melbourne Fringe

'The Oracle is a perfectly chaotic mix of bite and insight. Never has saying the quiet part out loud been so funny. Gemma is a star.' FringeFeed