Counter Confessional
Would You Like to Speak to My Manager?
Ever had a customer try to return an air fryer filled with fish? Ever felt like you were destined for greater things? Based on the (almost) true events of our director and lead, this solo comedy play takes the audience on a journey throughout the highs and lows of working minimum wage – from ridiculous customer interactions to the existential dread of feeling stuck in a workplace. Would you like your receipt for that? And if not now... when?
Written & directed by Siobhan Paterson
Performed by Eimear Cunnigham
Suitable for audiences 15+
Audience participation
Language – strong coarse language
Political, religious or racial themes
References to or simulation of violence
References to self-harm and suicide
References to sexual assault or abuse
Sudden loud noises
Ever had a customer try to return an air fryer filled with fish? Ever felt like you were destined for greater things? Based on the (almost) true events of our director and lead, this solo comedy play takes the audience on a journey throughout the highs and lows of working minimum wage – from ridiculous customer interactions to the existential dread of feeling stuck in a workplace. Would you like your receipt for that? And if not now... when?
Written & directed by Siobhan Paterson
Performed by Eimear Cunnigham
Suitable for audiences 15+
Audience participation
Language – strong coarse language
Political, religious or racial themes
References to or simulation of violence
References to self-harm and suicide
References to sexual assault or abuse
Sudden loud noises
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