Jez Watts
As Seen Nowhere
A show about love, bondage, and infinite possums.
The show title is gonna change to Animal Magnetism by Edinburgh but I didn’t find that title til I was in New Zealand and it was too late to adjust it for Melbourne. This is a show for anyone who loves animals, a crazy person, or a person who is crazily in love with animals.
Also dirty jokes, coz there’s a bunch of those.
This is my first touring hour since the release of my full-length comedy special WHITE-RICE SUPREME (available on YouTube now) and is all-new material since the recording.
I’m friends with and have been tour support for Sam Tallent, James Donald Forbes McCann, Duncan Trussell, He Huang and loads more – so if you like those people you will probably like me. I’ve featured at 60+ festivals, been gigging for 12 years, hosted and headlined across 7 countries. There’s bits about my time in the Australian army, Singapore, America, China, Malaysia, blowing a bunch of dudes in the UK, and some deeply confessional stories about my 13 year relationship with an animal-mad veterinarian. You can hear us both on The Tiny Vet Podcast. I also interview comedians about trauma on the sister podcast What’s Your Damage with Jez Watts. The new hour is good! Come hang out.
‘The blend of dark, satirical and proper naughty comedy does wonders to bolster his drug-fuelled and sexual encounter stories fittingly, leaving you on the edge of your seat as more outrageous details spill out.’ ★★★★½ Fringefeed
★★★★½ Perth Happenings
‘Watts is a standout.’ ★★★★ The Music
‘Refreshingly hilarious’ Theatreview NZ
'Hilarious.' ★★★★ Whats On In Adelaide
Strictly for audiences 18+
Drug references
Language – occasional coarse language
References to substance abuse
Strong sexual references
Low Visual
A show about love, bondage, and infinite possums.
The show title is gonna change to Animal Magnetism by Edinburgh but I didn’t find that title til I was in New Zealand and it was too late to adjust it for Melbourne. This is a show for anyone who loves animals, a crazy person, or a person who is crazily in love with animals.
Also dirty jokes, coz there’s a bunch of those.
This is my first touring hour since the release of my full-length comedy special WHITE-RICE SUPREME (available on YouTube now) and is all-new material since the recording.
I’m friends with and have been tour support for Sam Tallent, James Donald Forbes McCann, Duncan Trussell, He Huang and loads more – so if you like those people you will probably like me. I’ve featured at 60+ festivals, been gigging for 12 years, hosted and headlined across 7 countries. There’s bits about my time in the Australian army, Singapore, America, China, Malaysia, blowing a bunch of dudes in the UK, and some deeply confessional stories about my 13 year relationship with an animal-mad veterinarian. You can hear us both on The Tiny Vet Podcast. I also interview comedians about trauma on the sister podcast What’s Your Damage with Jez Watts. The new hour is good! Come hang out.
‘The blend of dark, satirical and proper naughty comedy does wonders to bolster his drug-fuelled and sexual encounter stories fittingly, leaving you on the edge of your seat as more outrageous details spill out.’ ★★★★½ Fringefeed
★★★★½ Perth Happenings
‘Watts is a standout.’ ★★★★ The Music
‘Refreshingly hilarious’ Theatreview NZ
'Hilarious.' ★★★★ Whats On In Adelaide
Strictly for audiences 18+
Drug references
Language – occasional coarse language
References to substance abuse
Strong sexual references
Low Visual
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