Zain Seven
LoveBomb
Zain Seven is the immigrant your mum warned you about – charming, polite and spiritually unstable.
Born in Pakistan, forged in Adelaide and now terrorising Australia one punchline at a time, Zain brings a comedy voice that is unmistakably his: brown-guy logic mixed with theological chaos, geopolitical delusion and the kind of confidence only a man raised on cricket disappointment can have.
In Lovebomb, Zain pulls apart the emotional circus of modern identity – race, religion, sex, visas, parents, trauma, Tinder, God, Jesus, footy, Centrelink and the indescribable smell of Harris Park – then lovingly reassembles it as a comedy grenade and throws it at the audience.
He talks about being Muslim but in love with Jesus, being Pakistani but mistaken for Indian, being cute but wishing he was funny and being an immigrant who somehow keeps ending up at every protest march purely for Uber surge pricing.
He’ll explain why kangaroos are just donkeys on meth, why Pakistani cricket is a divine curse that no passport can fix, why Australian men measure status by high schools and why brown suburbs smell like tikka masala from space.
Zain’s comedy is equal parts sharp, shameless and stupid. One minute he’s questioning God’s HR policies, the next he’s breaking down racism using Bunnings sausages, and somewhere in the middle he’ll convince you that Christian Rock is a war crime.
It’s loud, irreverent, affectionate, self-roasting and occasionally educational in ways your parents would not approve of.
If you like your comedians:
– politically incorrect but oddly informed
– brown but not the ABC-friendly kind
– spiritual but only on sale
– romantic but emotionally unavailable
–chaotic but surprisingly sweet
…then welcome.
Zain Seven is here to lovebomb you.
Just sit down, relax and let the red flags wash over you.
You already feel special, don’t you?
Suitable for audiences 18+
Language – mild language
Zain Seven is the immigrant your mum warned you about – charming, polite and spiritually unstable.
Born in Pakistan, forged in Adelaide and now terrorising Australia one punchline at a time, Zain brings a comedy voice that is unmistakably his: brown-guy logic mixed with theological chaos, geopolitical delusion and the kind of confidence only a man raised on cricket disappointment can have.
In Lovebomb, Zain pulls apart the emotional circus of modern identity – race, religion, sex, visas, parents, trauma, Tinder, God, Jesus, footy, Centrelink and the indescribable smell of Harris Park – then lovingly reassembles it as a comedy grenade and throws it at the audience.
He talks about being Muslim but in love with Jesus, being Pakistani but mistaken for Indian, being cute but wishing he was funny and being an immigrant who somehow keeps ending up at every protest march purely for Uber surge pricing.
He’ll explain why kangaroos are just donkeys on meth, why Pakistani cricket is a divine curse that no passport can fix, why Australian men measure status by high schools and why brown suburbs smell like tikka masala from space.
Zain’s comedy is equal parts sharp, shameless and stupid. One minute he’s questioning God’s HR policies, the next he’s breaking down racism using Bunnings sausages, and somewhere in the middle he’ll convince you that Christian Rock is a war crime.
It’s loud, irreverent, affectionate, self-roasting and occasionally educational in ways your parents would not approve of.
If you like your comedians:
– politically incorrect but oddly informed
– brown but not the ABC-friendly kind
– spiritual but only on sale
– romantic but emotionally unavailable
–chaotic but surprisingly sweet
…then welcome.
Zain Seven is here to lovebomb you.
Just sit down, relax and let the red flags wash over you.
You already feel special, don’t you?
Suitable for audiences 18+
Language – mild language