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Goff’s Comedy

2 Minutes To Kill

Goff’s Comedy

2 Minutes To Kill

2 Minutes to Kill features 15 comedians giving you 2 minutes of their funniest jokes. 3 hosts choose their favorite acts, and you, the audience get to choose who closes out the show with more jokes!!!

A changing line-up featuring a variety of comics ranging from those in town doing their own shows, local favourites & up-and-comers, the show promises to have a variety of acts and styles for a fun night of laughs.

Wanna give stand-up a try? Wanna tell your grandkids you performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival? Come along with a ticket, 2 minutes of jokes and chat to the hosts before the show starts and you can be part of the show

Strictly for audiences 15+

This show contains: Audience participation, Strong coarse language, Strong sexual references.


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