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Tristan Haze Absolute Drip Drop

Tristan Haze Absolute Drip Drop

A 50-minute absurdist stand-up show in 12 parts.

Where were you when you were first born? Were you, or were you not, a baby at that time? These and other questions will be broached as Tristan Haze takes the stage, and they will be pursued doggedly throughout the actual performance. A sequence of very small jokes will be told by Tristan himself. Music and dance will be incorporated at strategic points in order to keep the whole thing going.

Having described Absolute Drip Drop in outline, we are free to stand back and marvel at the following startling conclusion: you are invited to sit back, relax and buckle up, because this rocketship is on a collision course with the stars and is about to explode.

Tristan Haze is a 2023 RAW Comedy State Finalist who has performed at Adelaide Fringe, Sydney Fringe, Sydney Comedy Festival, Melbourne Fringe, on ABC and FBi Radio and on various podcasts. He is also an artist, musician, philosopher and proud homemaker.

"If you like comedy and the possibility of rain, you should follow @comedycreams. You heard." Greg Fleet

"One of the funniest/weirdest shows I've seen at fringe in 15 years. So damn good." Shane Adamczak

"I watched the whole thing in awe, I reckon you've gotta check it out." Aiden Willcox

Directed by Belinda Anderson-Hunt

Suitable for audiences 13+

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