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Heath Franklin's Chopper Not Here To F*ck Spiders
WINNER Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024
WINNER Comics Choice - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018
Australia's Most Wanted comedian is back after three years off... and he's not here to fuck sp*ders!
That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.
Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to...
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.
'This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and "so wrong its right’"moments.' ★★★★ Chortle (UK)
This show contains: Strong coarse language.