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Vanessa Larry Mitchell Teardrops on My Dildo

Vanessa Larry Mitchell Teardrops on My Dildo

Winner Best Comedy 2022 Newcastle Fringe 

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.

'This is the type of fringe show that deserves the spotlight.' ★★★★½ Kids in Adelaide

'You will pretty much laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing. Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen.' ★★★★ The Scotsman

'You know when you go out to a club with a group of girlfriends and the handbags are thrown down, and you're dancing all night completely carefree as if the rest of the world don't exist, and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas, and there's always that one friend that is side-splittingly funny and holds court all evening? Yep, that's exactly what Vanessa Larry Mitchell's one-woman show feels like.' ★★★★ Mindshare

18+
Suitable for audiences 18+

This show contains: Strong coarse language, Strong sexual references.

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