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Charisa Bossinakis Thank You for Your Time
Hello. Please come to my show.
I’m currently outside a pub with a seccy refusing me entry. I haven’t even had one drink, and neither has my horse. What a gaslighter!
My dream is to be so famous I’ve ditched all my friends from the ‘old neighbourhood’ to hang out with Leo DiCaprio. I call him Leo – yes, we’re that close. He takes me on his yacht and loves to talk about saving the environment in between puffs. I’m the oldest girl on the boat by far – 27 (omg, freeze your eggs). But I don’t mind because these fashion models include me on their human pyramid. Ah, it’s nice to feel included.
If you don’t come, you’re interfering with a young girl’s dreams. Let me be a dreamer, ok?
Love you, bye xxx.
'Bossinakis could very well become the next big name in comedy.' - State of the Art
'Truly has a bright future in comedy. She’s young, not afraid to look inward and poke fun at herself and can engage audiences with her situational and unique comedy.'- Theatre Travels
★★★★ – Funny Tonne
This show contains: Mild language.