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Mark Simmons Quip Off The Mark (United Kingdom)

Mary Tobin Presents...

Mark Simmons Quip Off The Mark (UK)

Runner Up DAVE’s Top 10 Jokes of the Fringe 2022 Edinburgh Fringe

DAVE’s Top 10 Jokes of the Fringe 2017 & 2019 Edinburgh Fringe

Nominee Amused Moose Comedy Award 2017

As seen on Mock the Week and ITV, master of one-liners and social media phenomenon Mark Simmons brings his sell-out tour show Quip Off the Mark to Melbourne International Comedy Festival. 

This isn’t your average one-liner show, as there is the running theme throughout. This year Mark’s parents have sold the house he grew up in and has to collect his box of stuff from the loft. Come discover what’s in the box in this top-level one-liner show structured in a way you’ve never seen before.

“A lot of excellent funny one-liners.” Bruce Dessau

'Master of one-liners…his (show) consist(s) of literally one liner after one liner, with one or two breaks for the audience to catch their breath before another assault on the laughter and muscles with the next segment.' ★★★★★ One4Review

'Absolutely hilarious.' ★★★★ The Scotsman

'A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing.' ★★★★ Chortle (UK)

'One of the UK’s pre-eminent pun merchants…the quickest quipster in showbusiness.' Evening Standard

Suitable for audiences 15+

This show contains: Occasional coarse language.


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